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jodi your myspace is killing me!   
04:24am 24/09/2006
  hey mama!

I've been telling everyone at work that I'm wrestling in cake on friday! I love that your Mickey Mouse roll call of bad decisions is on your myspace it makes me giggle! hee hee!
 
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I love quizzes   
03:19am 30/06/2006
 
You Belong in Paris

You enjoy all that life has to offer, and you can appreciate the fine tastes and sites of Paris.
You're the perfect person to wander the streets of Paris aimlessly, enjoying architecture and a crepe.
 
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I know i've been gone for a while...........   
11:47pm 28/06/2006
 
mood: infuriated
music: will&grace
I was at the circle K tonight. You would think you were safe there, right? I was waiting to pay and some 40something guy behind me in line grabbed the spike in my ear to see if it was real. He didn't seem to see anything wrong with this. He didn't even ask me about it first, which is normal

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!

I told him about people touching my hair when it was purple (ie: they acted like it should feel like tapioca) he said "It's nothing like that, I would never touch your hair."

Thanks, but is grabbing a piece of steel that's in my ear better?!

Once again WHAT THE FUCK?!
 
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hello all   
05:06am 19/03/2006
 
mood: good
so this is my first post in a loooooooong time.

I've been out of internet access and now I'm back but I can't promise regular updates 'cause I work too damn much!

Jamie and I are happy, we have the house to ourselves after some roommate shuffling, so we are expanding into an office/sewing room. If jamie had any ideas for our spare room they are moot, I have taken over. The 'puter, sewing machine, and books have assimilated the extra space. He woke me up yesterday saying we should get married so that is on the agenda for the next 2 years. I want plenty of time to plan.

Friday's is crazy, I have some great coworkers and some shitty ones, one girl had never seen a service animal (ie: seeing eye dog) before and tried to kick out a guy in a wheelchair with a dog. Not the sharpest crayon in the box! Just makes me think we should up the age for alachol service to at least 25 so you get to drink before you serve. But I don't think this girl would benefit from the extra years.

There is a BIG FAT CAT (fatboy 22 lbs.) requesting my attention now so I have to go.

Love you guys,

Jeni
 
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HOLY CRAP I'M ON VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
01:31am 22/08/2005
  So I'm in california, somewhere, at Ben's house (one of Jamie's friends) listening to music and discussing the benefits of thrift stores, awesome music stores, and lots of alcohol! We are in love with san francisco, I think this is a good place for us. We can't find a single reason to NOT move here. How do you move a cat across the country?  
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once again, I am amending my last post   
01:28am 12/06/2005
 
mood: weird
music: a poker game yelling
I still have no internet at my house.

But, I have good reason. A ton of shit has happened since my last post, as it would have since it's been like 5 months since I've posted.

Jamie and I are going on vacation in Aug. to New York and California, we are thinking about moving to Cali after our lease is up next year. I always wondered what I'd do when I didn't have any parental ties to Orlando anymore and I think I need to get out for a while. I have never felt a sense of homelessness like I do now that my Dad's house has been sold. It's weird. AS Barry Freeman recently told me "there's a big wide world out there" and I intend to see some of it.
 
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my own personal packrat   
01:48pm 08/02/2005
 
mood: dorky
I have sooooooo much crap it's unbelievable. I've been storing my life at my Dad's house for the last 15 years or so and now I have it all crammed into Jamie's room, arghhhhhhhh! Today is cleaning day, I've got a carload of shit to take to the goodwill and still I can barely open the door to our bedroom. I did manage to get the big gold 70's couches and my Dad's computer so soon I will be able to post from my own house instead of waiting for opportunities like this.
 
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not like you didn't know it before but...   
08:25pm 29/01/2005
 
music: the birdcage
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hey everybody!   
11:20pm 27/10/2004
 
mood: grateful
I have just spent an exciting evening buying pants, playing pool, and writing letters with miss heathra.

Now I think I have to go and meet up with Jamie and Co. at Lou's.

I'm gonna wear my new pants!

Later.
 
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I can't talk now.....   
12:21am 22/06/2004
 
mood: drunk
music: random T.V.
But I'll be back later to fill you all in on the new developments in my life.


I SWEAR!
 
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05:02pm 09/06/2004
 
mood: arghhhhh! crazy sister!
music: the lunchmeat/mac-n-cheese noise of a shaken jello shot
So my room is painted thanks to Heather and others. Also, my bathroom looks absolutely heavenly, it is now a soft pale green instead of the strange peach sponge painting my Mom did years ago. It no longer looks like peach T.V. snow with light blue tile.

I'm unable to go to Bitches dinner due to lack of funds and time.

I'm getting way behind on all my phone calls I need to make, first I was moving and painting, today my crazy sister was at my Dad's house and I had to escape.

I'm at Heather's and updating everything but I left most of my numbers at home. Heather just got cable and we are geeking out with HGTV.

I guess I'm going out tonight, but only for a bit to have a beer or 2 with Kris and Co.
 
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My room   
05:33am 31/05/2004
  My room is about halfway painted. Heathra and Co. helped me a whole fucking bunch and I love them for it. I gotta do something to make this house my own.

I'm getting some slave labor tomorrow, yippee!
It's not really slave labor, he will be compensated for his time, if you know what I mean. Besides, I love hanging out with him anyway.

I also got the strangest offer tonight, not once but twice. It was kinda like a booty call but he wanted me to drive to Ocala for fuck's sake. I wasn't even his first call, he said he figured he could demand sex from me because I had done it to him in the past.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 
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must.....paint....room   
10:17pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: determined
music: hooked on a feeling
Heather and I are getting off to a slow start on this whole painting thing.

We got the paint, rollers, brushes, and, most importantly, the CAULK!

The caulk (cock) jokes have been flying since we got started. Hahahahaha!

If you would like to contribute please refer to the link below.

Thank you, Jeni
 
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Man my dad's computer is SLOOOOOOOOOOOW   
04:53pm 29/05/2004
  I'm just glad the damn thing didn't crash on me again. I'm using crappy but free Juno dial up to connect.

It's like I'm back in 1995!

I finally got all my clothes put away, noe I need to paint my room.
I'm never happy unless I've got multiple projects going on. So here's my list for right now.

1. Paint my bedroom, bathroom and office.
2. Work on my two books in progress.
3. Get a job.
4. Get all the things on my list to finish my bedroom and office. computer, T.V., a chair, some lamps, just basic stuff. All I own right now is a dresser, a broken futon, one side table, one small lamp, and a HUGE glass desk.

It's funny all the things you take for granted as being "ours" until you break up and realize it was all really "his".
 
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12:24am 29/05/2004
 
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12:23am 29/05/2004
  I don't know about the E but...

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I loved mine!   
06:28pm 25/05/2004
 
mood: playful
spirograph
You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit
boring at times. You manage to serve your
purpose in life while expending hardly any
effort (and are probably stoned to the gills
all the while).


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11:44am 25/05/2004
 
mood: hopeful
music: that headstrong song
I am soooo gassy today I'm really glad no one is in the room with me!

So I'm going to move back into my Dad's house. I really think it will help me, I feel guilty as all hell about not being around him enough. Besides, that Saturn's return book is telling me I need to resolve my home and family issues and damn if it isn't right.

Stoopid astrology.
 
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Dumbass marketing remarks   
11:37am 25/05/2004
  Too Cute-won't last! Cathedral ceiling in LR/DR w/ master downstairs. Upgrades incl dental crown molding througohout, solid panel doors & chair rails. Eat-in kitchen opens to privacy fenced backyard.

Pride of ownership! Good curve appeal. Beautiful custom drapes, new berber carpet, large eat in kitchen, lots of ceramic tile, pickle cabinets.Seller will entertain all offers between $145,000&155,000

Mrs. clean lives here! spacious, large rooms,separate dining & family room        nice lot, great curve appeal, terrific buy for size & condition! sells itself! *          garage+inside utility nice!
 
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Have you got the bunny inside?   
05:02pm 24/05/2004
 
mood: refreshed
I like rabbits, and pearls.
 
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